March 2011
Today I got drunk and fell asleep at like 6pm, I...
Anonymous asked: a bit of a personal question, dont answer if you dont want to, but if you get a job will you need to pay money towards your daughter even though you dont have anything to do with her?
...horny.
Anonymous asked: Nono I can't show you my facebook for then you would see my grey face and detachable nose and you would turn to stone. It is best I stay anon ;)
j0ker replied to your post: j0ker replied to your post: it is actually a nice…
na dave urs just isnt broken yet,wen it is u will be full on ben clone =p
I’m a ninja, bitches can’t hit me for shit. I dodge everything. Even wrenches.
lul... AWKWARD
Anonymous asked: So your saying if a random girl comes to you in a garter belt and hold ups and scratches you senseless then you wouldn't mind? :p
And how exactly would I go about telling you who I am? My name would be irrelvant as you still wouldn't know me :)
And how exactly would I go about telling you who I am? My name would be irrelvant as you still wouldn't know me :)
Anonymous asked: You are so damn gorgeous. And I find myself turned on by you often. I sound like a total creeper but it's true. You're the type of person I would love to hang out with. Not to mention the other things I'd love to do to/with you. We've talked before when I haven't been anonymous. But you don't seem to have much interest in me. So that is why I'm posting this...
Anonymous asked: I'm a girl from england that's all you could possibly need to know seeing as we've never spoken before this :)
Besides I was being pervy last night so I'm hardly going to let the world know who I am otherwise I might get arrested for being some kind of sexual deviant :p
Besides I was being pervy last night so I'm hardly going to let the world know who I am otherwise I might get arrested for being some kind of sexual deviant :p
Anonymous asked: I'm the annoying anon from last night who kept asking you questions ;) You don't know me at all so there would be no point saying my name to you.
Besides I have a grey face and wierd stuck on nose, why on earth would you want to know me :p
Besides I have a grey face and wierd stuck on nose, why on earth would you want to know me :p
Anonymous asked: So like anons are grey and ugly with messed up faces? That kind of turns me on ;)
Well not everyone has tumblr so they have to stay anon, did you never think of that.
Well not everyone has tumblr so they have to stay anon, did you never think of that.
j0ker replied to your post: it is actually a nice noseā¦but i was going to say smile.
rolls nose ftw indeed
Ben the difference is, I make it look good. o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oh.
Anonymous asked: So every person who is anonymous has grey hands, well I never knew that.
So what can one do to stop having these strange grey hands?
So what can one do to stop having these strange grey hands?
19 till 800 :3
stellanova asked: your responses to questions are just hilarious :D
Anonymous asked: Aww come on now my hands aren't that bad! They are a little small granted but they aren't grey, I'm not an alien.
Anonymous asked: If you ever get bored of using your own hands I'd be happy to oblige you ;)